– Oh no! – [Moon] You do ’em both at the same time. Do it, do it, do it. – Alright. – [Moon] Both same time! – No! Stop it Moon! – [Moon] Oh my gosh. – [Tom] (screams) – Alright so me and Moon are here, my girlfriend Moon she’s
got loads of memes for me. I think, how many you got? Like 20 something memes. Yeah, Moon, she’s there, hello Moon. (laughing) We’ve got loads of memes,
I’ve not seen them. She’s gonna show them
to me here, right now, and the aim is for me not to laugh. – [Moon] ♪ Please, please
don’t laugh at the meme. ♪ ♪ My son, if you laugh at the memes ♪ ♪ Your nose hair is gone ♪ (Tom laughing) Took me ages that one. – Oh yeah, I’ve not mentioned it yet. The forfeit, if I do
laugh, how many times? – [Moon] Three times. – I got three lives. If I laugh three times there’s a forfeit. I mean, you’ve clicked the
video, you know the title, you’ve seen the thumbnail,
you know the forfeit. We’ve got this. – [Moon] It’s not forfeit,
it’s a punishment. – [Tom] Nad’s Nose Wax Kit. Do you know what nads means? – [Moon] No. – Why is it called Nad’s? – [Moon] ♪ Wax your nads ♪ – I’m not waxing my nads! No! – [Moon] What is it? I don’t even know what
it is, it’s in the name. – Ergh (mumbles) You tell Moon what nads is. – [Moon] Go on then. – So if I laugh three times
I’ve got to wax my nose. I don’t know if any of
you have ever, like, pulled a hair out of your nose. If you’ve not, try it now. – [Moon] It makes you sneeze. – Sometimes it makes you sneeze, it makes a tear come out your eye. It’s so painful. So this is putting wax up your nose, and pulling all of the the hairs out. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Did I just say “the the”? “All of the the hair”? Wait, let’s just play that again. All of the the hairs. (laughing) What an idiot! (laughing) “the the hairs!” Alright, okay let’s
carry on playing, oh God. All of the the hairs out, at once. – [Moon] Loads of nose hair, Thomas. Show them, oh, that’s disgusting. Just do that, do that. – I got some nice –
– [Moon] Ugh! – Okay, that’s just weird. This is weird, let’s go. Could earwax soon be worth more than gold? Top economists say “What? No.” – [Moon] (laughing) Don’t. (Moon laughing) What? No. – Regular sky raisins,
jalapeno sky raisins. – [Moon] Don’t. You’re not
allowed to laugh, don’t forget. – ‘Cause they tingle a bit, them ones. Me, goes one mile an hour
over the speed limit, my mom. – [Moon] His mom is like that, innit? She’s a bit scared when you’re driving. – No. When your friend’s driving
at 110 kilometres an hour and says “life is meaningless.” – [Moon] It’s like kind of the same. – [Tom] Lookit.
– [Moon] I know, I know. – Look at his face. – [Moon] I like that he has a drink. Next, next, you’re doing
good, you’re doing good. – Mom, stop doing that,
me, but Dad let’s me, Dad. – [Moon] Did she ever do that? Come on Thomas, you’re doing too good! – I’m not waxing my nose hairs, Moon. I’m not waxing ’em! – [Moon] You really don’t wanna, do you? – I’m not gonna do it! (sighs) Admitting you did something wrong. Other YouTubers did it too. (laughs) – [Moon] (laughs) That’s one
strike, that’s one strike. – I’m not gay, but for
twenty dollars, you can, “ram it in ma,” Oh Moon! Oh Moon! – [Moon] It’s not really
fortunate, his name, innit? – (very softly chuckling) – [Moon] That counts as a sound. – That’s not a laugh! That’s not a laugh! – [Moon] No, but it’s a sound. – THat’s not a laugh. – [Moon] It’s the second X. It’s edited in there on the left corner. It’s not a laugh, it’s a sound. – I didn’t know the game
was trying not to sound. Alright, it counts
– [Moon] You would do it, Thomas, you would do it.
– Okay, it counts! When you just got hit by your momma and hear your siblings giggling. – [Moon] Don’t, ’cause
we don’t have siblings. We’re both lonely children. But I like his face. – The face, the face.
– [Moon] I know, I know. – Is she taking a photo of his nipple? Come on, Moon, you gotta
step up your game here. Moon!
– [Moon] Trying! – Step up the game! – [Moon] Oh, I laughed loads at this one. Zoom in! Can you zoom? Everyone just stop the video now and zoom in on this seal’s face. – You can’t zoom on video! – [Moon] Oh, I sounds like my mom. “How do I make it bigger?” (laughs) – But why is your Mom saying that? – [Moon] Thomas, don’t. (bass music) – Middle aged moms when
they see a minion meme. – [Moon] Who finds minions funny? – Middle aged moms. (quietly laughing) – [Moon] Don’t, don’t, don’t. – I like how he does it
with his toes so elegantly. – [Moon] I know, I know, I know. Don’t, I’m quite proud of you. He’s doing really good. He must really not wanna do that because normally every
meme he’d be breaks out. ♪ He’s breaking free. ♪ – I love how the grass
tickles my nipples when I run. (laughing) – [Moon] I know this gets him. Animal memes, animal memes get him. Look at his eyes. – Look how little his legs are. – [Moon] Aren’t they cute? That’s it, nose hair wax. May as well finish ’em. – May as well look at the rest now. My dad never asks for
his picture to be taken. Then today he asks for his pic, and then does the most
extra dad thing ever. (laughs) When your Uber driver looks sketchy but you have places to be. Not sure if I should peel the sticker off. (laughs) – [Moon] I know this would’ve got ya. When the dog would not have got ya. – Interviewer, what
skills do you have, me. Whoa! Oh that’s so cool.
– [Moon] It’s cool, innit? – That’s really good. Can I do it? Come here, get the pen. – [Moon] No! – When you sit down too
fast and crush your nuts. I hurt myself today. – [Moon] You know the song? – No. – [Moon] ♪ I hurt myself today. ♪ It’s a song, it’s Johnny Cash. – When you didn’t bring your phone because you thought you only had to pee. How girls see guys without beards. (laughs) – [Moon] So Thomas looks
freshly shaven, innit? – That’s why I don’t shave. That’s it, that’s the end. – [Moon] I really can’t wait for that. Thomas! Don’t be silly. – No! – [Moon] I can just go downstairs
and get it from garden. – I’m not doing it! I’ll throw it. – [Moon] Yeah, and I’ll just- – Over the fence. – [Moon] Yeah, and then I’ll
just go round and get it. What do you think? There’s no escape, Thomas. Be a man and get your forfeit done. Be a man. – Sniff the box if I should do it. God damn you. (elevator music) (microwave beeping) – [Tom] (screams) I’ve really gotta put this on? – [Moon] Yeah, or you’ll
rip your moustache off. It’s a face protector, that. – That protects the lip. – [Moon] Moustache. – My lip got stuck on it. – [Moon] Go on then, or
it’s gonna go off again. – Just dip this in here. – [Moon] Yeah, just a little ball. Now get it out. Just whirl it a bit. And now up your nose. – Oh no! – [Moon] Quick, quick,
quick and hold it in! Now hold it in, not that hard. Look you dripped on the floor. Wax on the floor, awesome. – I can’t see. – [Moon] Yeah, second one? – Not at the same time! – [Moon] Yeah, you have to. – No, no, pull this one
and then the next one. – [Moon] No, both at same time. – No! – [Moon] Yeah, and hold it. – That felt better. Should I redo that other one? – [Moon] No, you can’t, it’s
too late now (laughing). – What you mean it’s too late? – [Moon] You’re gonna have to rip it out. – There’s no going back? – [Moon] No. – Argh! I don’t want to! – [Moon] Go on!
– No! – [Moon] You can’t just
walk around like that. – I can’t. – [Moon] Shall I do it? – No! It’s my (mumbles) – [Moon] Yeah, but you
can’t do it like slowly. You have to do it fast. – Oh no! – [Moon] You do ’em both at the same time. – No, you should hold this
one, while I pull that one. (dog growling)
– [Moon] Look, look, do it, do it, do it, do it. – Alright!
– [Moon] Both same time! – No! Stop it Moon! – [Moon] Whoa, oh my God!
(dog growling) Drop her, quick, do it slow motion then. – Oh no! (both screaming)
(intense music building) – No, Digby! (loud screaming) Ow! Is it bleeding? Moon is it bleeding? – [Moon] No, it’s not. – Is it bleeding, Moon? (screaming) – [Moon] That’s it. (screaming) – [Tom] You can see all the hairs! That’s disgusting! – [Moon] That’s it, next one. Was it, how painful, one to
ten, ten’s really painful. – Eight. I had to do it three times. – [Moon] Yeah, ’cause
you didn’t dare do it- Oh! Don’t put it on the table! – I’m stuck now, I know how painful it is, and I still got one in, it’s why I wanted to do two at once! – [Moon] Do it, do it! (both screaming) – [Tom] It’s disgusting,
look how many there are! I can breathe really well, wait, argh! – [Moon] Now, look inside. Get your phone torch so I can film inside. Get your phone torch. Oh no! No, its still all the wax! – Oh no! – [Moon] Do you want to wipe it and then show the after thingy? – I’ll wipe it. – [Moon] Alright, all nicely wiped out. – I’ve wiped it all out,
you get this oil thing, and it dissolves the wax from there, so. – [Moon] Whoa! Oh my God, its so clean! – I didn’t know I could breath this well. Whoa, loads of hairs have come out. – [Moon] Thomas, we could do ears now! – No! No!