– Get wrecked. Destroyed. – Yes, yes. – Kung Fu Panda. Yes, I win! Get wrecked. – All you did was hadouken and that’s cheating. – Whatever, you just don’t all of the right combos. I’m gonna go get a drink. – Get me a drink too! – All right, set up the next game,…
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IV Ketamine & Cervical Injections | Fighting Chronic Pain π (10/10/17)
Gonna go back soon. So freaky. She said her neck didn’t hurt. No pain no pain Things went well. I definitely got loopy, but I’m not in pain, and I am so thankful Good Tuesday morning everyone. It is early Before 6 a.m. and that’s early for me because it is still dark outside so…
Doug Smith – Stabbed in the Face – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored
– She goes “Oh, my God.You have a massive laceration on your face.” And I looked down, and there’s just blood just cascading down my face onto my jacket trickling onto my shoe, and I go, “Is it bad?” She goes, “It appears to be quite severe.”[dark electronic music]– [indistinct shouting] – Huh? Huh? Huh?…
Vision Problems
♪♪ Hi there, I’m here to check in for my Lasik surgery. Hello!Welcome to Clear Vision.Put ‘er there. Nice to meet you. Here I am. Please fill out this patient form. Make sure you sign here, here, and here. Do not sign here. What?Trust me, you’re going tolove having your vision corrected. I’m a little…
Alright! I Friend with Benefits ft. Ambrish Verma, Kritika Avasthi & Anushka Sharma
Guys, please do SUBSCRIBE to ALRIGHT You were right Vicky He was cheating on me That too on my bed, my own blanket and with my teddy bear, he indulged in a threesome Trisha Don’t cry Can’t even tell you what all I saw He just kicked me out of the house Till the time…
The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe β False Vacuum
What if our universe comes with a self-destruct button to eliminate itself so cleanly and efficiently, that every single physical thing would just stop existing and life would be impossible forever. The ultimate ecological catastrophe – vacuum decay. (Theme music) To explain how our universe could destroy itself, we need to understand two principles: One…
I Got Knee Surgery
– Earlier this year I voluntarily got knee surgery. They gave me this drug that makes me feel like I had five shots of whiskey. Flash a casual tit. (groans) It’s a story of risk and pain and suffering, but in the end, there’s a baby. So it’s all gonna be okay. (energetic music) Welcome…
Annoying Orange – Annoying Ways to Die
(pleasant music) (jetpack whooshes) (screaming) ♫ Crack your shell for a meal ♫ Lose your face and half your peel ♫ Hop in a cannon with no seatbelt ♫ Get put in a fire just to melt ♫ Annoying ways to die ♫ So many annoying ways to die ♫ Annoying ways to die ♫…
Key & Peele – Little Homie – Uncensored
– GOOD MORNING. CLIVE “DOUBLE DOWN” RUGGINS, I’M DANIEL TATE. I AM YOUR PAROLE OFFICER, AND I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU. – HOW THE HELL YOU SUPPOSED TO HELP ME, MAN? WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT THE STREETS, WHAT WITH YOUR DIPLOMAS ON THE WALL? – SETTLE DOWN. I KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT…
Measles Explained β Vaccinate or Not?
Recently there has been a lot of talk about measles. What does measles actually do, and should you vaccinate against it? Or is this just hysteria? Measles is a virus: a hull of proteins, RNA, plus some more proteins for reproduction. It cannot reproduce by itself; it needs a host cell to do so. To…