What is up my cranky crew – it’s ethan from crankgameplays and todAY i thought it would be a good time to do a knee surgery. why you may ask? it’s hot as fuck in LA today and I’m recording in a room that doesn’t have any air conditioning. it is so warm in here, So I got shorts on I never have shorts on look at my knees. Look at my knees Wow, what an experience? oww that hurt i hurt myself. so. i think it’s a perfect opportunity to do a sweet knee surgery so let’s go in and operate. don’t try this at home remember that! this is steve. steve fell while trying to perform a stunt on a skateboard and landed on his knee he has a lot of pain. so we’ll need to check his knee for potential serious damage let’s take him to get an x-ray! skate is not a crime (laughs) i’ve been watching so many skater versus hater videos, which is just like skateboarders versus angry people and uhh they’re they’re a good time. okay doctor. let’s x-ray this knee the machine is located and one of these three rooms probably this one because it has an x-ray on it. first position the x-ray camera go up to those hairy hairy knees and take a picture good job from this image with and from this image with can see there is damage at the right side of the meniscus you damage your meniscus sir? you gotta wear knee pads when you’re skateboarding! what do you do? what are you doing going out there with no helmet on no pads. no nothing? shame on you! it’s going to require an operation let’s get steve into the operating room and prep for surgery. this room should be behind one of these doors well, this looks like a band-aid room. this looks like it……? maybe that one? first we need to clean any hair from the knee. please grab the shaving cream from the table. oh good adhesive strips, oh, are we gonna wax him up? oh my gosh you’re gonna look so silky smoOOOoth. okay, great now pick up the razor. (gasps) i get to, i get to i get to shave that that knee? wow. well, I’ve never shaved a knee before huh all the way. there we go you’re gonna be swimming quick now steve, quit skateboarding and join the swim team because you’re going to be aerodynamic, there we go. Look at you. that doesn’t look weird at all. great now you can apply the antiseptic solution before we begin the surgery we need to sterilize this area around the knee please pick up the tongs okay. now use the tongs to pick up the cotton ball from the table okay, dip that cotton in the iodine solution and really get it all over that knee. that’s right now the area is clean and we can inject an anesthetic to numb steve’s knee, please pick up the anesthetic needle all right, steve don’t worry about it. you’re gonna feel a little bit of a pinch as we shove this needle through your entire leg? but now you can’t feel anything. so isn’t that nice? now we wait a moment for the anesthetic to start working tick-tock steve, you’re that’s that’s your life clock. great work we’ll now make the first incision is he alive? is he alive for this. is he conscious for this cuz I would feel so weird just watching someone cut open my knee. it looks like he’s just sitting on a bench. ooooooooooooo rough stuff good work now, please pick up the cannula. i don’t know what that is. we only have three minutes until Steve’s death. we got to do this quick. are we making them filled with saline solution? the next step is to make two incisions in the knee. okay, i got to do less talking and more scraping up them knees because we gotta work fast or in three minutes steve will be dead fucking make the incision dude. come on. steve’s life is on the line here you gotta go quick good. we need to eject the air of the arthoscope please pick up that okay, good. what are we putting in his knees? oh, oh that was deep that was deep in there what am i doing? image focus, it’s blurry? oh, we need to get it into focus is that what the inside of the knee looks like? if the frame rate on this game were better, i’d be able to see. now we can see where the miniscu- we ONLY have two minutes! please pick up the hook scissors! okay, Steve is gonna die. we gotta go quick cut it cut it cut it cut it. good. good. pick up the graspers where? no, hook graspers. okay yep, grab that knee thing. how are we gonna do this? very good. we will now smooth out the remaining meniscus okay, pick up the rasp. good now just shave it down. shave it down nicely. oh, yes, just like you’re filing some nails nicely done. you can remove all of the equipment from the knee. okay, get it out. now we just need to suture the incisions. we’ve got two minutes left! we gotta do this quick let steve the conor?? pick up a thread good. oh some nice yellow thread, oh steve you’re going to look so nice yellow is a great color on you. hey, we’re good now now we just got to clean off the thing. the adhesive strips put those on there we don’t get these adhesive strips on, steve will die a painful painful death. now we’re ready to bandage the knee okay, pick up the bandage and we’re just gonna wrap this puppy right around there. you’re gonna look great steve look at you go. we got a minute and a half left. you’ve done a great job. i’m sure steve will recover in no time steve! you will skateboard another day. just… use pads next time, buddy, use pads. take it from me, a true skateboarder. okay, we’re back, with another surgery here we go. we’re doing two today. i thought because it’s so hot, my ears are a little bit sweaty we got to fix that! we have to fix it! the only way we know how! ear surgery! take care of that sweat with some sweet ear surgery! meet billy. billy has lost approximately 60% of his hearing in his right ear due to sweat which causes him continuous problems so billy has decided to undergo surgery for his cochlear implant. but if i fit it behind his ear so that can (burps) greatly improve his hearing. i’m ready to help billy. okay doctor. let’s get the patient into the operating room. it should be one of these three. it’s probably the ear one. good work doctor. now you’ll just need to inject an anesthetic into the vein, please pick up the syringe. billy? geeeoot ready pick up the anesthetic? good now fill that sucker up with the anesthetic. okay now Billy, we’re just gonna put some juice inside of you. shouldn’t hurt a bit. you’re gonna go right to sleep Good derk work, doctor Now we may await a few four seconds for the anesthetic to take effect. Tick-tock, Billy. tick-tock you’ll be able to hear those tick-tock soon. before we could operate we’ll need to shave part of billy’s head. hell, yeah!! all right, pick up the shaving cream. billy. you’re gonna look like a hoohoo, you’re gonna look like a whole new man oh, we gotta shake the canister. okay, we didn’t have to shake it last time we’re just gonna quickly do some whippits right before the right before we start why don’t we need to? why do we need to shave this part? are we shaving his whole head for this one thing? i mean, i guess we would anyway, but he can get that taken care of later. what if he wants a cool mohawk? oh, please just leave that one little thing. god. the frame rate is just the worst. oh Billy, you look like a judge. now pick up the razor from the table. okay, we are going to shave just just a bit of hair and by a bit of hair, i mean everything you’re completely bald now, but you didn’t know you were coming in to get a haircut today. didja billy? no, you didn’t do we get to shave his eyebrows too. oh, we should have shaved his eyebrows that would’ve been a sick prank. leave a little – just a little strip. leave him with a little bit of hair. very good doctor, now pick up the marker huhuhuh we’re gonna draw some dicks on his head. hell, yeah. all right perfect perfect. that’s where we need to make the incision. now ready to make the incision please select the scalpel. there right there, now drag it along his skull and just open them, open them right up. if this will work. there we go. it seems like a very large incision. that’s like the whole side of his head. a few veins have started to bleed, but it’s nothing to worry about. cauterize them. okay, get the bovie from the table. okay. I’ve got the bovie, you know, just take care of those little bloods. there you go. oh, we’re frying him. pick up the tractors from the table. okay are we just gonna open his head right up? oh we are we’ve got two weird forks and we’re just opening up his head. select the scalpel again now make an incison through the muscle. Oh oh, we’re making a big gap in your head here mister. you can put things in your head now and I’ll pick up the drill try again doctor, where’s the drill? there’s the drill. we’re gonna just drill a hole in you. we’re gonna hang an IKEA shelf on the back of your head. it’ll be very very useful. you can put your pop vinyls on them billy. you finally have a place for your pop vinyls. do you think that doctors go to go to you know like home depot and they’re like, hey, I need a drill. that’ll that I really fit inside someone’s skull, that’ll really just dig through the skull bone. please drill faster billy’s life is on the line! it’s gonna take four years to drill this hole. look at the lines on this wow! that is a good that is a good hole. that’s some woodwork right there. please pick up the receiver stimulator we’re about to stimulate your hooOles billy. now i must place the electrode inside it- i get what’s happening now! okay, we could stitch up the stimulator into Billy skull. please pick up the needle. pick up the thread. good. we’re just gonna stitch you right up and it’s gonna be great. got to make a nice mesh thing so it can’t escape through his head. what if he just it fell out and he just had a thing rattling in his head? the bone paste? oh, oh hell yeah. bone paste fill it up. now we can remove the retractors. okay.
we’ve got two minutes to stitch him up and grow him some new hair. get the needle again now get the thread. good going for yellow again, a fashion choice. i wish there were more colors that we can take through but i mean, whatever. okay, you’ve done a great job doctor. i’m sure the patient will recover in no time. the implant will most likely be activated in three to four weeks. billy, you’re looking great, and it’s all because of me. congratulations on your new ear, and your new haircut. thanks for coming pay the copay at the door or whatever. all right, guys. well, we did two more surgeries pretty good. i’m not sure what other ones we even have left. but, if you want a specific one or there’s a different surgery game, you want me to play and really, you know put on my scrubs again to get in get down in there fix someone up? i don’t know. uh, let me know. so..! thank you guys so much for watching. hope you enjoyed! if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face! i will see you guys in the next video. love you all, stay cranky, bye! 💙