Felix: Wassup guys It’s yo boy Welcome, Marzia! Felix: To America’s favorite show Felix: 5 weird stuff online Felix: WHOAAAA Felix: Do it, do it as well [both] WHOAAAAAAA Oh my God how did this happen, we’re on a roller coaster Marzia Marzia: That’s amazing Marzia: That’s amazing Felix: I spend… 200- dollars for this… Felix: I spent 200 dollars for this. Marzia: It was worth it. It was worth it Felix: Thank you. Felix: Thank you. Felix: You can even see the legs too Felix: You can even see the legs too Marzia: Oh, this is soft. Marzia: Ooh it’s soft. Felix: I know
Marzia: Pillow Marzia: …pillow-like
Felix: I asked for extra thickness Felix: This is what you get. Pewds: This is what chu get Mariza: So- Pewds: Hey marzia. Marzia: Yeah? Marzia: yeah? Pewds: You like that? Marzia: No. *ok then* *giggles* Marzia: Hey felix Marzia: You like it? *laughs* O_O Felix: FINALLY Felix: fINALLY Felix: Okay. That was the first weird item. Isn’t it crazy what weird items… Marzia: Crazy
Felix: ..you can find online? Marzia: Yeah, crazy. Marzia: Yeah. Crazy. Felix: I bet you’re wondering what’s the next item Marzia: What’s the next one?? Felix: Oohh my- Felix: ohh my GAH GAH Felix: Marzia, presents- Marzia: Oh, shocking liar? Felix: Chalking shocking Marzia: Chalking Marzia: Choking li- *giggles* Felix: Pretty much what happens to me Pewds: Pretty much what happens to me Marzia: Hm? Marzia: hm? Pewds But i never lied so.. Felix: But I never lie so, Marzia: Yeah Felix: Well that’s up to the test cause we have the shocking- chalking Pewds: Well that’s up to the test cause we have the shocking choking Marzia: I had this as a kid. Felix: You had this as a kid? Marzia: Well, it wasn’t like this packaging. It was a whole board game and it had like a bunch of sexual questions and it had like a bunch of sexual questions And i was like 12, and i was like and i was like twelve “No, i’ve never had sex underwater while a shark jumping on top of me.” Felix: You wanna try the shark thing?
Marzia: Sure um.. Mariza: But yeah and then you get this
ball and it did “rAAAAAArrrR RARARARARRAA” Felix: What is this- game man.. Felix: What is this game, man? Felix: Okay, well, let’s find out Pewds: Ok, well let’s find out Felix: The Shocking Truth. Pewds: The Shocking Truth Felix: If you lie- Felix: If you lie- Felix: YOU LIE
YOU LOSE Felix: I think I need to go and get batteries. Pewds: I think i need to go and get batteries Marzia: Oh no Marzia: Oh no Felix: BRB Felix: Put your hand there. Marzia: Oh my gad Felix: Just don’t lie and you’ll be fine, Marzia. Pewds: Just don’t lie and you’ll be fine marzia Marzia: No, my hands are sweaty now Felix: That.. just makes.. For more Electricity Marzia: Exactlyyyy! Felix: Okay.. Felix: Okay, Marzia, have you ever- Felix: Marzia, have you ever- cheated on me? Marzia: No Felix: with… maya? Marzia: Yeah *laughs* Marzia: [laugh] yeah Felix: Analysing Marzia: [whispers] please don’t hurt me. Please don’t hurt me. Felix: The tension, man
I’m getting anxious Marzia: Nothing is happening,
then i didn’t lie! Marzia: Now it’s your turn.
Felix: No-no no no no no no no Marzia: Look at the sweat from my hand
[laugh] Marzia: Do you see like the vapour?
Felix: Oh my god, alright fine Marzia: Well, let’s see if you sweat now Felix: I don’t sweat
cause I’m a reptile Marzia: So, uh.. what? Should I ask the question first?
Felix: I don’t know Felix: Why is mine different?
Marzia: Have you ever lied, today? *laughs* Felix: AAAAHH
I DIDN’T EVEN ANSWER. STUPID Marzia: What happened? Felix: It shocked me that’s what happened. Marzia: Well, it works then. Great!
I passed; you didnt. Marzia: Now, next item. Felix: NEXT ITEM PLEASE Marzia, you better close your eyes for this one.
Marzia: Uh, okay Felix: This was sent to me- #AD
It was sent for free so #AD Marzia: Oh it’s gonna be a good one then Felix: Close your eyes.
Marzia: Yeah Felix: And hold out your hands Marzia: Oh the boobies Felix: Wait you know what this is?
Marzia: Oh yeah Felix: What are you- this is the weirdest
oUR neighbour just walked by Felix: Okay, keep going Felix: Hey, Marzia Felix: That would actually fit you Felix: You like this? Marzia: As a size,
Felix: This would fit me? Marzia: I love it, yeah. Felix: Alright, for those of you who don’t know it’s from Senran Kagura Beach something Felix: and it’s for the mouse pad so you can be comfortable Felix: with your wrists,
you see i have a red wrist? Felix: Thank you Felix: Hey Edgar, You like this? Marzia: [edgar voice] i wanna touch Felix: Wow, these items have been off the hook man Felix: are you comfortable?
Marzia: What is happening? Felix: You don’t seem like you’re comfortable Marzia: Okay, now i’m okay.
Felix: You’re on a roller coaster, enjoy the ride Felix: Whoa
Marzia: Nice acting Felix: I didn’t feel that one Marzia: Alright, what is that? Felix: HAND MUD Felix: Have you seen this? Marzia: No?
Felix: This is crazy. Marzia: I hope- wait what?? Felix: I dunno what it is, I don’t remember Marzia: No Felix: Oh it’s one of those Marzia: The amsdasm ones!
I love that! Marzia: 90’s, boy! Felix: Wait a minute, I’ve never had one of these Marzia: It’s because you’re a LOSER Felix: Okay so-
Marzia: Why is it called Hand Mud though? Marzia: In the past, I had it in like an alien spaceship Marzia; this is the best Felix: Really?
Marzia: So slimy Marzia: Let’s see if it does what I think it does Felix: So it’s supposed to
follow the magnet right Marzia: Wait, but the one i had started detaching and creating like a little thing Felix: Yeah, what the heck is this?
Marzia: This is super lame.
Felix: This is so lame Marzia: Any shapo you want
Felix: Any shapo you want Marzia: It says there Felix: You wanl.
Marzia: You wanl. Felix: Any shapo you wanl Felix: It’s supposed to follow you Marzia: It looks like a piece of poop Felix: Hey, We got magnetic shizza Felix: Great. NEXT ITEM! Marzia: Kinda feels nice though Felix: Marzia Felix: the next time it’s gonna blow your mind
Marzia: DO IT! Marzia: BLOW MA MIND! Felix: spin your fireflies
Marzia: What? Felix: spin your fireflies
Marzia: Is that- Felix: you’re about- oh my god if you don’t know Felix: what this is, oh my god. Let’s look Marzia: What are we doing?
Felix: I don’t know. This is it? Marzia: That’s not it Marzia: you’re like the worst reviewer!
Felix: but how do I do it? Felix: oh we got to change the battery
Marzia: Ya turn the light up and then turned everything up Felix: okay here we go pull Felix: why are they so shit, man? I ran out of Item
I ran- I’ve run out of items guys Felix: this is what happened
Felix: this is just sad Marzia: What is that?
Felix: Hey Marzia, you look pretty tired Felix: You wanna sit down?
Marzia: Sure Felix: with a ‘take a seat anywhere’
Felix: this one will fit in your pocket Felix: as you can see
Marzia: Hold on! What with the design of this box? Marzia: Why’s there a fish underneath?
Felix: What, you don’t like fishes now, Marzia? Felix: As seen on TV Felix: This is been seen on TV
Marzia: wow! Marzia: I want it to be like Whoosh!
Felix: That is small. This will fit in your pocket. Felix: Absolutely guaranteed
Marzia: DO IT! Marzia: Do the Whoosh! Marzia: Lame. See, it’s too long already Marzia: You want me to try it?
Felix: I want you to try but I can’t guarantee that you won’t die Felix: Edgar, sit on it. Sit Felix: Fine, I’ll sit on it. I’ll sit on it Marzia: Do it
Felix: Okay Marzia: Does it feel good?
Felix: No Marzia: Well, you bought it! Felix: WHAT WAS THAT!? Marzia: Even our floor breaking or is it a chair?
Felix: What was that? I’m scared. Felix: I’m scared! Edgar, save me! Felix: What just happened? Felix: NEXT ITEM!!!! Felix: Hey Marzia, what do you think of my beard? Marzia: It’s ok. I mean I hate it! It’s disgusting!
Felix: That’s right, it’s disgusting I know why Marzia: DESGASTANG!
Felix: Desgastang! Felix: Because I haven’t had
Marzia: Ooh Felix: VitaBeard
Marzia: Wow Felix: This will change everything Marzia: Is that like that hair supplement that Kardashians always show? Felix: I don’t know Marzia: Is it- Is it the same thing? Marzia: Nasty!
Felix: Why does it smell like that, dude? Marzia: There’s a hint of vitamin C, yeah, but the rest, it’s like-
Felix: Should I try one? Marzia: No, you’re gonna throw up and then you’re gonna cry
Felix: No, I’m not gonna throw up, just gimme the water. Marzia: If you- If you throw up I’m gonna kill you
Felix: Gimme the water, gimme the water Marzia: I mean it! Marzia: I think it’s way worse than- Felix: Whoa! Marzia: is it long yet?
Felix: It’s so big now! Marzia: This is such a mess
Felix: Last item, marzia Felix: It’s a hoverball Felix: It hovers Felix: Let me get the batteries
Marzia: Why wouldn’t you have anything prepared? Felix: That’s pretty dope, Marzia!
Marzia: I like it! Felix: He’s such a loser. Hey, Edgar stop hiding behind the titties Felix: Well! That was Five Weird Stuffs Online! Felix: I’m your host, PewDiePie. And let the ride go ride!