Alright, let’s get another one. Hempemaz, we already summoned him George! Our good friend George! Phantom: Are you ready, Otz? Otz: Am I ready? Ready for what? (Phantom begins playing kazoo) wat? We don’t need no gifts. Fuck it. Let’s go. Five hundred twe- Is this… Am I? Was he right? Did I just have to do it, make my dreams come true? (gasp) Look at this! It’s so bright! What the? Blind Martin? He really can’t see Don’t worry, you can, you can touch my face, know that I’m the real Otz. Hang on, I’m gonna, I’m gonna touch his nose, Boop! It’s me! Oh fuck! Oh shit! I kind of forgot about the blind man. That’s okay, I’m pretty sure he found his way out of that roof. Alright, watch this guys! This is gonna, this is gonna be, a fuckin’ legendary jump Oh my fucking go- he absolutely did it! The absolute doing man fucking, let’s go (gasp) Fucking bow down! To your god and savior Otzdarva! Is this gonna be on youtube? Dude, did you see that one HP magic trick? I’m gonna upload this five times on my YouTube Look at him, How can you not love this man? the sheer, jolly in his fucking face Kirex, there you go, you followed. Thank you so much Even the red spirits are nice in an Otzdarva stream, everything is magical It’s quite the experience, really and all in glorious 25fps Couldn’t be better. What? He’s taken it ser-Alright, bring it on! Think I can’t fuckin do this? God, I read you like an open Harry Book! I don’t have rope firebombs, but Yeah, you might as well just fucking retire now He took it seriously Is he gonna jump off? Goodbye What was that? Oh. you “END MY SUFFERING” He dropped me an item, embers Waifu do you want to do it? Yeah just, just just do it gimme_dopamine, thanks Thank you for the follow, friend I’ll do it with a carthus, I think that’s the way he’d What? Hey you wanted me to end your suffering! Oh god this was a setup, I’ve been had! Little cheeky red head, you! (gasp) He pointed down when I wasn’t looking! I’ve been defeated… This will reset my arena rank for sure… Masterfully avoided, that would have killed me and now… for the masterful parry there you go See, that actually worked! There’s nothing here, I think Other than supplies for the Evangelists or some shit, let’s run What the…oh shit! I’m not letting him fight alone, I’m coming dude! Oh shit, don’t worry Blue Tear-stone will protect me When the gesture ends, I am fucking going Souped, don’t you go ahead What? Sonic got summoned at the same time? Alright Fuck it, you losers I’m out of here. Oh fuck he’s fast! I need to do the, yep! I got it, I got it! YES! See you soon! Hey Souped, you think you’re smart going ahead? Go ahead of this I’m a dickhead. Oh, hang on, I never saw this item Blind Martin. Oh shit. He’s found us. How did he even make it to the painting? Drop your sign around here if you want, or tell me where you dropped it Hey (phantom) you made it, unlike Blind Martin “Martial Master” wait a minute.. (Otzdarva laughter™) Oh my god… A fight between titans. He’s already won I didn’t even see this guy invade. what the fuck See ya, you traitorous fuckin’ skunt! Can’t afford to let go, huh Well get the pitchforks, literally Nice parry, but I parry your parry, sucker Hang on I have to do the running….Yes yes, yes I got him! Fuck him up, now with the…hang on, the rope firebomb, I can get him, I can totally get him You can’t escape it, haha! Oh my god, look at the point downs Also where’s, where’s Anri? Maybe I have to talk to her. Otzdarva, the real parry king, doesn’t pull the plug Oh shit what’s that naked guy No! No! He used the hornet ring! Noooo! “The Black Knight” is true to his name, and this is Charlie, I have a feeling we’ll be good friends with Charlie “Otzdarva equip way of blue” You can do it. Wow, you can’t use an ember but you can equip way of blue “siki”? She’s back “Have you beat orphan yet, otzdarva?” No, [???] at like 300 attempts “He hit me, so I kill him,” Alright, fair enough. No, no! How did he manage to be in the same thing?! Shit, it keeps attacking me. It’s fixated on me. (gasp) Harry! Harry you fuckin’ moron! Kill Harry, kill him, he killed the crab! I hope that was worth it, Harry. This will haunt your existence for [???] Kill him! Shit, he diverted our attention Quick! Goodbye Harry, hope that was worth it Oh shit he survived! No! No! Why, Harry?! “summon4gudtime” Okay I mean, I want a good time. Let’s go. Look at this big wall Yeah, summon4gudtime, that’s right, I didn’t have a good time after I summoned you. Only- No, fuck, no, she took the chance and fuck! Wait, wait a minute What? What the.. what? There are multiple things going on in this moment right now That was the least weird of them, I guess “harder daddy”-What the fuck… What the fuck? Is he drawing a fucking- What the…How do you do this? Alright, I’m summoning someone at random, Whoever it is, I’m not looking “Zuul”? Alright wearing jester’s robes Wait a minute, Angry Miyazaki! When did you get here? Shit, turns out a knife through his fucking chest doesn’t really do anything to him. What, why are you happy about this? I’m not happy about this. He’s gonna fuck us up Alright, let’s get some parries. George, at the end of the day You’re the only person I can rely on Wait, why is Patokia still fuckin’, oh Jesus Christ this is ridiculous Is George trying to parry him? oh shit, second phase He’s going for Patokia, he’s [???] What the fuck? Oh my god, look at him he looks like a fucking hedgehog Damn it quick There you go. Oh shit, George took my fucking. What do you do? Shit, thanks Pat…Thanks Pat Oh shit, who’s spitting fire? “CHAMPION THE HEDGEHOG” Oh my god, what? wat? (Phantom) Ready for another? (Otz) Another..Another? What am I, What am I supposed to do? Wait for me George, I’m coming! “harder daddy otz” What the f- George be careful! Don’t worry. I’ve got[?] you up There you go, oh what the fuck? God, who is this guy? oh shit, even the fucking invaders are naked now Alright, guess I can’t fight the trend I’ll just join it Don’t hit me with a whip, jesus Aha-how! everybody can heal, what is- George, what have you done to me? (mumbling) what the fuck is joseph stalin- Why are you guys drinking to what Joseph Stalin is saying?! George, Communism isn’t fun! Oh shit, controller, god damnit Damn it. I give up. Noo! Please! Oh, okay, nothing’s happening to me Help me out! Please! I’m being, actually, I’m actually doing fine controller! Please! Patokia, this is not the time! I give up… How am I still alive? How? What? Come on, come on! fuckin’ [???] why now? G fuckin’ G. Can’t even take these items off the screen, alright, I’ll just actually, guys, You’re gonna, you’re gonna, you’re gonna laugh, Turns out I’d actually tabbed out of the game like, five minutes ago It wasn’t working because the window wasn’t actually selected. It must have happened during the cutscene. I I didn’t click out or anything. “otz you fuck” Yeah, I’ve been beating my controller senseless for no good reason I’m a fucking moron. Wait, wait a minute wait a,] what, what what the fuck? The fuck is that? “milk_me_daddy_otz” well, You didn’t ask, you didn’t ask a please, Yeah, you didn’t say a please there so../”still want otz to shove his four pronged plow up my”/”milk_me_daddy_otz_please” You are a persistent motherfucker. [I] guess I’ll have to milk you Wait, what does milk, what does milk…What does that entail exactly? Also, why am I sparkly? What have I consumed that makes me sparkly? I don’t remember Guys, does anyone, I’ve never seen this effect before What? Why am I sparkly? Why is my weapon buffed, I never buffed my weapon? “milk me please otz” What? Look at that! Oh my God! Why is he taking damage from everything? How much health does this guy have? He just keeps recovering This is the man…this is the face of…Oh my god! he got cursed! Is he going to stay here? No, let me get up, I don’t want to be trapped in this place with this guy, look at his head I can’t parry in an elevator? Shit, no, get out! As intended? Are you okay? What the fucking, Charlie? I’ve only actually worked Hmm. Alright, guys, this there’s no way out of this I’m gonna have to kill myself. What’s the most stylish way to do it? Oh I know! Shit, guys, get out of the way! I was trying to fall into the void! Thank you, Jesus. Can’t even kill myself in peace Oh shit. What the? What the fu- You can do that? Oh my god, I know the effects are still What the hell? Oh shit, we’ve been invaded by bad player again. Oh shit, and Fatorias is here! Don’t let him get on the lift Okay, Artorias got summoned again.
(Phantom) Do not stand on the button again (mumbling) i stepped on the button Lorian, Elder Prince, what is going on? Not bad, Rock Gargoyle. You did a fine job back there.
Goodbye everyone, see you at the kiln Holy shit, it’s, it’s, it’s Jelly™ But how? I saw Miyazaki shoot you you’re supposed to be… it’s It’s Patokia! What? Wait, am I banned? I actually read the contract and license agreement. I’m not under 18 years old, I haven’t harassed anyone, I’ve been a good boy I can’t have possibly been banned, it must have been you guys that have been unbanned I’m so happy that you actually got wait Does that mean that I deleted my save file for absolutely nothing? You guys go ahead. I forgot to summon someone. I’ll be right back