Brewstew – El Dentist

Brewstew – El Dentist

Posted on by Jason Robles


https://brewstew.com Okay, I hate the dentist, you hate the dentist Everybody hates the fuckin’ dentist A few weeks ago every time I woke up
my mouth just killed me It drove me crazy It felt like Shawn Michaels It felt like Shawn Michaels
would just dance his way into my room And just Sweet Chin Music me
right in the face, every morning So I go to the dentist This place is right between a pawn shop And, like.. a strip club The assistant comes in, she’s like: “Okaaay, I’m gonna put my fingers in your mouth..” “Aand then I’m gonna scrape them
with this big metal sickle” “Aaaannd then you’re gonna pay off” So I’m laying there, while she’s scraping me
with these Freddy Krueger claws and she’s like: “Okay, let’s get some x-rays” They throw this heavy-ass vest,
that’s completely made out of lead, and I’m like: ‘What the hell is this for?’ And she’s like:
“Oh, it’s to protect your body from the x-rays” So I’m sitting there, looking like
I’m in a Jason Statham movie with my bulletproof vest on And all I can think about is the shit ton of cancer
that I’m getting with every picture she’s taking She comes back into the room, she’s like: “Awkay, let’s take a look at those pictures
of your cance.. I mean your teeth!” She tells me
my one wisdom tooth is coming in sideways It’s practically doing
a somersault in my goddamn head Basically, it looks like this All my teeth look great They’re all hanging out, you know
they’re watching scrubs And they’re fuckin.. eating nachos All of a sudden this guy, right here He’s all like: “Hey guys, do you mind if I’m.. you know..
try to act like an asshole?” “Uh.. I don’t know, that doesn’t really sound like..” “Yeah, I’m gonna be an asshole anyways!” So I schedule an appointment
and get them taken out the next week So for a whole week I’m Courtney loving it On ibuprofen, while the Heartbreak Kid
whoops my ass every single day When I finally get to the dentist, I’m like: “GET “GET IT “GET IT OUT OF ME!” ‘Cause I was about to be ‘Cause I was about to be Tom Hanks ‘Cause I was about to be Tom Hanks in Cast Away And take it out with a goddamn ice skate So the plan was not to put me under But to dope me up enough so I that couldn’t
really remember what the hell happened to me So I start falling asleep, which is good That’s what happens to most people They fall asleep and they take ’em out
and they never even know what happened They don’t even remember anything But I wake up right when they start And I And I remember And I remember everything they did! I remember the sound of my tooth I remember the sound of my tooth
just crunching I can remember the drill, I can remember the blood His foot was on my head for leverage! And I felt like my head was gonna explode At one point he looked directly
at my eyes and saw them open And he didn’t say a damn thing. And the ironic thing is.. Is I don’t remember anything after that I don’t remember the car ride home The last thing I remember
is them wheeling me out in a wheelchair With a prescription of Vicodin And I’m just like.. “Duuuu ai look.. hhheavy naaauuu?” So $800 later I’m left with a bloody mouth And a traumatic experience At least they gave me the Vicodin Because I can probably sell it
to a lady at Kmart for half my money back https://brewstew.com

100 thoughts on “Brewstew – El Dentist”

  25. To ALL the people here after the 1 mil sub video. Dont look for the comment saying he wanted to rip out all of Tyler's teeth. Its not there :/

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  41. For everyone looking for the first comment from fernius, it was deleted by them or the account doesnt exist anymore, just trying to save everyone the trouble

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  42. I found Ferinus comment that says I wanted to rip out all your teeth with pliers after 30s of this video, it took me forever cause that comment is wayyy down at the bottom wayyy wayyy down

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  53. You don’t remember the ride home. I drove you home in your ford Taurus and we got Wendy’s and I stole your left kidney.

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  62. 5% of comments: *actually from six years ago

    95% of comments: WHOS HERE AFTER ONE MILLION SPECIAL LOL RIP ALL YOUR TEETH OUT

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  67. Soldiers you wont believe it, the plier comment isn’t even there, I went all the way to the bottom and never found it, I guess they deleted it or something.

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  76. The same thing happened to me except I went to McDonald's and got a smoothie right after. Stumbling over the counter and shit.

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  82. I want to get a big shout out for Bruce still films for heading one million subscribers I hope you get25 million subscribers I'm believing you

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  87. I feel that half the comments are just I feel like ripping all your teeth from watching 30 seconds of this video. Really guys it's lost it's charm now

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  93. *you hate the dentist"
    "I hate the dentist"
    "We all hate the dentist"
    I actually like going to the dentist even though your teeth feel kinda weird afterwards

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