[drum music]>>MisterDyslexo: Hello! My name is MisterDyslexo, please call me MisterD. I’m the host of this channel. This is my first commentary. I’ll get straight to the point. This is my projection voice. It is horrid as a guillotine in the French Revolution. Coarse as the hair on the head of a typhus victim. Don’t know what those are? Pick up a book. My microphone is very poor quality. I’ll be getting a new one very soon so you’ll be able to clearly hear ALL the sound of nails on a chalkboard. I chose this video because its nothing special, and I can tag it as a Black Ops commentary Because of course, I’m only in this for the money. [/sarcasm] I will attend to the first matter, if you haven’t picked up on it already, I have a speech impediment. I can’t make the ‘s’, ‘ch’, ‘sh’, and ‘th’ sound at normal talking speed. I was born with it, and its probably as good as its going to get. You’ll have to deal with it, deal with my voice. If not, oh well. Due to the fact I can’t pronounce my own last name properly, I will add subtitles to all of my videos. This way you can watch my videos without having to listen to my voice. It will be in the bottom bar of the video, says ‘CC’, Closed Caption. Since my voice is probably getting annoying right about here, feel free to hit that button. I’ll talk more about my background in my next video, but for now the basics. I’m an American. I live outside south-side Philly, in New Jersey. I sincerely apologixe about the cast of Jersey Shore. We are sorry to everybody world-wide. We are doing our best to fix the situation. We’re deporting them to Italy pretty soon. I’m excited for that, hopefully it’ll solve the problem. I’m a junior in High School. I’ll be 18 in less than a month. Yes, with THIS voice. I only participate in one after-school activity. I do not do sports, I do not hold a job. I will have plenty of time to do whatever with my videos. If you haven’t guessed yet, most of it will be related to videogaming. They will consist of walkthroughs, Let’sPlays, commentaries, shorts, fan trailers, whatever. I got a lot of things floating in my head to think about. I own an Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2, some older consoles, a Gamecube and DS. You’ll probably see from all of them. If you want to find out more, check the descrition box on my channel. I will be listing whatever I plan on doing. If you say “Hey, do this” I will consider it, I really will. I must apologize, I’m feeling under the weather. I have a cold, as well as winter allergies. There’s about five feet of snow outside. This nasily voice will persist into May because of spring allergies as well. Oh. Oh! Oh! Ohh!! 45 bullets, this crazy game. I’m wrapping up right about now. Video’s about to end. Give it a thumbs up if you liked it. If you didn’t crush my dreams and thumbs down it. If you want to see more from me, press the subscribe button at the top of the video. And thats the way it is, I’m MisterDyslexo, signing off.